These are the 100 things I hate most in the world; now you can see them and know.
- clowns
- spiders
- when people chew with their mouths open
- when people chew loudly at all
- when people put milk in soup
- when people tip their bowls to get the rest of whatever is in there and scrape with their spoon
- moody people
- being tickled
- hopeless messes
- hopeless people
- tasteless food
- being wet unneccesarily
- when people use the computer for stupid stuff when I actually have work to do
- cat poop
- preps
- fake rapping
- wusses
- mud throwing
- when people yawn loudly unneccesarily
- loud hiccups
- airy burps
- hard pizza
- other people's obsessions
- waving cobwebs
- broken or peeled crayons
- fake fingernails tapping
- being shot with nerf guns randomly
- bad singers who think they are good
- lines of things that aren't straight
- people who swear just to be "cool"
- people whose feet are too big for their sandals
- boasters
- ear/nose hairs
- electronics that don't work
- being told what to do
- when people yawn and spit stretches in their mouths
- when people have boogers sticking out of their noses
- drama-queens older than 10
- when people leave the hair dryer out
- when people don't flush the toilet
- when people leave the bath mat down
- when people leave their belongings in my bedroom
- when people bug me over and over while I am trying to concentrate
- when people spit
- when people try to spit gum into the trashcan but totally miss
- when people spit gum out onto the parking lot
- chemistry
- trigonometry
- dried cherries
- room temperature milk
- bananas
- grape juice
- when people mutter things when they are angry, that I hear...
- liver
- being sassed
- failing tests
- headaches
- stomach aches
- being told who I am
- being told I can't do it
- being called a liar
- crybabies
- annoying people who think they're funny
- smug expressions
- loud people
- broken yo-yos
- wet nail polish smearing
- the sound of metal on ceramic (or glass)
- when people ruin my mood
- when I break
- bullies
- long toenails
- having to be jealous
- when people move away
- missing people
- obnoxious people
- smelly people
- slurping
- waiting
- being rushed
- when people skip 1-foot-wide rows in their lawn because it's wet
- when people leave the steep little hills in front of their houses unmowed
- loud music played quietly
- when people talk [loudly] during movies/concerts
- when people talk about others in front of them
- when people laugh at nothing
- being replaced
- poor people (that there are any)
- being helpless
- driving next to big trucks
- grape pie
- when people ignore me while they finish eating or brushing their teeth for like a minute
- when my foot's fast asleep and I move it and it's all tense and 'waaaah!'
- being late
- when the bus stops on a bridge
- when peoples' boots wear out crooked
- being scared
- not being in control
- being dependent
- sleeves folded up a little or hoods inside out
stupid computer use when you have work to do - pot calling kettle?
ReplyDeleteHow bout people who's feet are too SMALL for their sandals?!
ReplyDeleteWow, babe, this list is a little long. Do you have one of love or hope or wishes?
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