Wednesday, February 1, 2012

100 Thing I Hate

My list is complete. I have been working on it for over a year.
These are the 100 things I hate most in the world; now you can see them and know.


  1. clowns
  2. spiders
  3. when people chew with their mouths open
  4. when people chew loudly at all
  5. when people put milk in soup
  6. when people tip their bowls to get the rest of whatever is in there and scrape with their spoon
  7. moody people
  8. being tickled
  9. hopeless messes
  10. hopeless people
  11. tasteless food
  12. being wet unneccesarily
  13. when people use the computer for stupid stuff when I actually have work to do
  14. cat poop
  15. preps
  16. fake rapping
  17. wusses
  18. mud throwing
  19. when people yawn loudly unneccesarily
  20. loud hiccups
  21. airy burps
  22. hard pizza
  23. other people's obsessions
  24. waving cobwebs
  25. broken or peeled crayons
  26. fake fingernails tapping
  27. being shot with nerf guns randomly
  28. bad singers who think they are good
  29. lines of things that aren't straight
  30. people who swear just to be "cool"
  31. people whose feet are too big for their sandals
  32. boasters
  33. ear/nose hairs
  34. electronics that don't work
  35. being told what to do
  36. when people yawn and spit stretches in their mouths
  37. when people have boogers sticking out of their noses
  38. drama-queens older than 10
  39. when people leave the hair dryer out
  40. when people don't flush the toilet
  41. when people leave the bath mat down
  42. when people leave their belongings in my bedroom
  43. when people bug me over and over while I am trying to concentrate
  44. when people spit
  45. when people try to spit gum into the trashcan but totally miss
  46. when people spit gum out onto the parking lot
  47. chemistry
  48. trigonometry
  49. dried cherries
  50. room temperature milk
  51. bananas
  52. grape juice
  53. when people mutter things when they are angry, that I hear...
  54. liver
  55. being sassed
  56. failing tests
  57. headaches
  58. stomach aches
  59. being told who I am
  60. being told I can't do it
  61. being called a liar
  62. crybabies
  63. annoying people who think they're funny
  64. smug expressions
  65. loud people
  66. broken yo-yos
  67. wet nail polish smearing
  68. the sound of metal on ceramic (or glass)
  69. when people ruin my mood
  70. when I break
  71. bullies
  72. long toenails
  73. having to be jealous
  74. when people move away
  75. missing people
  76. obnoxious people
  77. smelly people
  78. slurping
  79. waiting
  80. being rushed
  81. when people skip 1-foot-wide rows in their lawn because it's wet
  82. when people leave the steep little hills in front of their houses unmowed
  83. loud music played quietly
  84. when people talk [loudly] during movies/concerts
  85. when people talk about others in front of them
  86. when people laugh at nothing
  87. being replaced
  88. poor people (that there are any)
  89. being helpless
  90. driving next to big trucks
  91. grape pie
  92. when people ignore me while they finish eating or brushing their teeth for like a minute
  93. when my foot's fast asleep and I move it and it's all tense and 'waaaah!'
  94. being late
  95. when the bus stops on a bridge
  96. when peoples' boots wear out crooked
  97. being scared
  98. not being in control
  99. being dependent
  100. sleeves folded up a little or hoods inside out

3 comments:

  1. stupid computer use when you have work to do - pot calling kettle?

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  2. How bout people who's feet are too SMALL for their sandals?!

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  3. Wow, babe, this list is a little long. Do you have one of love or hope or wishes?

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